I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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