i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm both gender and math confused
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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