So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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