I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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