I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I am one with the molecules
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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