have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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