My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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