You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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