Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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