All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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