Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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