were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Randomize
