it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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