And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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