i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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