Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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