I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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