dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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