I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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