I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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