I want to walk on stilts...naked
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
is it fun? or sober?
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