so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize