would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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