Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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