Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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