Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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