how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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