Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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