I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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