I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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