I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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