he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
