There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
