I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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