...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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