bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I love you.
Bad choice
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