so that wasnt chicken after all
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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