Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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