3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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