my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
its not stalking. its research.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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