Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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