Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I love having hate sex.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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