Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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