Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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