When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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