who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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