Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish i was in the wii world.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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