Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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