that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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