even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
there is another microwave in the elevator.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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