I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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