Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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