i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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