Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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