My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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