it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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