my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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