you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My vagina just clenched in fear
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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